The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Author: Dudley Moore

The best effect of fine persons is felt after we have left their presence.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best place a person can die, is where they die for others.
Author: James M. Barrie

The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, char
Author: Francis Maitland Balfour

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I don't think you can measure life in terms of years. I think longevity doesn't necessarily have anything to do with happiness. I mean happiness comes from facing challenges and going out on a limb and taking risks. If y
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year," said the distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new security system..."
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QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !
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What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes