I like life. It's something to do.
Author: Ronnie Shakes

The best way to get approval is not to need it.
Author: Hugh Macleod

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Author: Alan Kay

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The biggest thing [Frida] brought into my life was this peacefulness. I still get passionate about things, but my passion is not so scattered and it's not needy. It's a lot more powerful because it comes with this groundedness and peacefulness. That it's
Author: Salma Hayek

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ? A bee is an aeroplane !
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What kind of bee can't be understood ? A mumble bee !
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What is the bees favourite film ? The Sting !
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What TV station do bees watch ? Bee bee c one!
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Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
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