Best quotes to send by SMS
Linus Pauling The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
Author: Linus Pauling

Edward Clarke The best way to realize the pleasure of feeling rich is to live in a smaller house than your means would entitle you to have.
Author: Edward Clarke

Judith Hayes The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?
Author: Judith Hayes

William Van Horne The biggest things are always the easiest to do because there is no competition.
Author: William Van Horne

Peter McWilliams In reality, serendipity accounts for one percent of the blessings we receive in life, work and love. The other 99 percent is due to our efforts.
Author: Peter McWilliams

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !
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Insect jokes Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !
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Insect jokes What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ? Bugs Bunny !
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Insect jokes Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !
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Insect jokes What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !
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