Best quotes to send by SMS
Evenius The crowd gives the leader new strength.
Author: Evenius

Tom Stoppard The days of the digital watch are numbered.
Author: Tom Stoppard

Thomas H. Huxley The deepest sin against the human mind is to believe things without evidence.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Mark Twain It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Author: Mark Twain

William Shakespeare The devil hath power To assume a pleasing shape.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Internet jokes What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome.
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Internet jokes What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic.
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Internet jokes What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again
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Internet jokes I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......
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Internet jokes What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky.
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