Best quotes to send by SMS
George Herbert The best mirror is an old friend.
Author: George Herbert

Cheryl Rene Grossman I dream, therefore I become.
Author: Cheryl Rene Grossman

Sun-tzu The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there are any actual hostilities...It is best to win without fighting.
Author: Sun-tzu

Bible Render therefore to all their dues.
Author: Bible

Donald Barthelme The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you at the end of the day...
Author: Donald Barthelme

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !
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Insect jokes What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !
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Insect jokes Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !
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Insect jokes What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !
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Insect jokes What goes zzub, zzub ? A bee flying backwards !
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