The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.
Author: J. William Fulbright

The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Author: Alan Perlis

I believe, and I say it is true Democratic feeling, that all the measures of the government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.
Author: William Henry Harrison

It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

What is a spiders favourite TV show ? The newly web game !
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Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !
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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
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What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.
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Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.
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