The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Author: David M. Ogilvy

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The best political community is formed by citizens of the middle class.
Author: Aristotle

The best time to plan a book is while you're doing the dishes.
Author: Agatha Christie

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
Author: Josh Billings

What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot. "I think I am planting them too deep."
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes