Best quotes to send by SMS
Hugh Macleod The best way to get approval is not to need it.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Alan Kay The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Author: Alan Kay

G. K. Chesterton The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Salma Hayek The biggest thing [Frida] brought into my life was this peacefulness. I still get passionate about things, but my passion is not so scattered and it's not needy. It's a lot more powerful because it comes with this groundedness and peacefulness. That it's
Author: Salma Hayek

Theodore Parker The books that help you most are those which make you think that most. The hardest way of learning is that of easy reading; but a great book that comes from a great thinker is a ship of thought, deep freighted with truth and beauty.
Author: Theodore Parker

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
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Insect jokes What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !
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Insect jokes What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !
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Insect jokes What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !
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Insect jokes Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !
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