Best quotes to send by SMS
Ken Rockwell The camera's only job is to get out of the way of making photographs.
Author: Ken Rockwell

Percy Bysshe Shelley If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
Author: Percy Bysshe Shelley

Menander The character of a man is known from his conversations.
Author: Menander

Floyd Dell Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.
Author: Floyd Dell

Peter Drucker The computer is a moron.
Author: Peter Drucker

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !
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Insect jokes Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ? They can lighten your load !
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Insect jokes What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !
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Insect jokes What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !
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Insect jokes What are spiders webs good for ? Spiders !
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