If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
Author: Plato

So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
Author: George Lucas

Society is produced by our wants and government by our wickedness.
Author: Thomas Paine

Magnificent promises are always to be suspected.
Author: Theodore Parker

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
Author: Thomas Fuller

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!
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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?''
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas? As little as possible, dummy!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!
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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
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