Best quotes to send by SMS
Ralph Waldo Emerson The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is the belief in a brute Fate or Destiny.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

H. L. Mencken The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

J. William Fulbright The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.
Author: J. William Fulbright

Alan Perlis The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Author: Alan Perlis

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !
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Insect jokes What kind of wig can hear ? An earwig !
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Insect jokes How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted !
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Insect jokes What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !
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Insect jokes What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !
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