The average person thinks he isn't.
Author: Father Larry Lorenzoni

The believer is happy, the doubter is wise.
Author: Irish Proverb

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Author: Dudley Moore

The best effect of fine persons is felt after we have left their presence.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best place a person can die, is where they die for others.
Author: James M. Barrie

Zack and Tybe, two Alabama farm boys, bought themselves a truckload of watermelons for a buck apiece. They sold each one for a dollar. After counting up their cash, they realized they'd wound up with the same amount of money they'd started out with. "See!" said Tybe. "Ah told yew we shoulda got a bigger truck!"
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During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle. "Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said. "What fer?" asked Pyle. "Shorter hours." "Good fer them!" said the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty minutes was too long fer an hour!"
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My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
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He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!
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Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I'm going ?
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