The believer is happy, the doubter is wise.
Author: Irish Proverb

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Author: Dudley Moore

The best effect of fine persons is felt after we have left their presence.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best place a person can die, is where they die for others.
Author: James M. Barrie

The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, char
Author: Francis Maitland Balfour

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
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He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!
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Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I'm going ?
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How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he's a baby !
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Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year," said the distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new security system..."
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