Best quotes to send by SMS
Sun-tzu The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there are any actual hostilities...It is best to win without fighting.
Author: Sun-tzu

Bible Render therefore to all their dues.
Author: Bible

Donald Barthelme The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you at the end of the day...
Author: Donald Barthelme

Al Franken The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
Author: Al Franken

Ralph Waldo Emerson The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is the belief in a brute Fate or Destiny.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !
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Insect jokes What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !
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Insect jokes How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !
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Insect jokes What do bees chew ? Bumble gum !
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Insect jokes How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea - go
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