Best quotes to send by SMS

Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.
Author: Margaret Fuller
So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him!
Author: William Shakespeare
So very difficult a matter is it to trace and find out the truth of anything by history.
Author: Plutarch
Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow.
Author: Arthur Stringer
It is better, of cours, to know useless things than to know nothing.
Author: Seneca
The best jokes to send by SMS

Do you know a
favourite expression used by
the Gorillas?
Apesy daisy!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty
contest?
She was the beast of the show!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
How
do you make a Gorilla laugh?
Tell
it an elephant joke!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
If George
Raft's wife gave birth to twin
Gorillas, would they be the Apes of
Raft?
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
What did the Gorilla call his first
wife?
His prime-mate!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes