The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.
Author: Russell Green

Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits.
Author: Terry Pratchett

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.
Author: Tom Lehrer

The art of life lies in a constant readjustment to our surroundings.
Author: Okakura Kakuzo

A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."
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An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. "And what shall I do with the earth, sir?" asked the laborer. "Don't be daft, man," he replied. "Just dig another hole and bury it."
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Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That's my son. Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry. Mother: You're sorry?
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Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?
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Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!
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