If I had my life to live over... I'd dare to make more mistakes next time.
Author: Nadine Stair

Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
Author: J. B. Priestley

That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along.
Author: Madeleine L'Engle

The act of nutrition is not a purely physiological event... The family meal is a formality that cultivates in us... a capacity for sharing, generosity, thoughtfulness, a talent for civilized conversation.
Author: Francine Du Plessix Gray

The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.
Author: Russell Green

Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!
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Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt.
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Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. "Quick," said the first, "shoot it." "I can't," said the second. "My gun isn't loaded." "Well," said the first," you know that, and I know that, but the rabbit doesn't."
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A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything together.. So, they went.. He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in the morning he heard her shoot.. He went over to her stand and she was pointing her rifle at a guy with a cowboy hat on.. The guy was telling her, Ma'mm, you can have the deer you shot.. I just want to take my saddle off of him!
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes