No sword bites so fiercly as an evil tongue.
Author: Sir Philip Sidney

One hand washes the other. (Manus Manum Lavet)
Author: Seneca

The artist doesn't have time to listen to the critics. The ones who want to be writers read the reviews, the ones who want to write don't have the time to read reviews.
Author: William Faulkner

Patience is the companion of wisdom.
Author: Saint Augustine

The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.
Author: Frank Herbert

Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?
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And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. He'd tried to hang himself with a rubber band.
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Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant.
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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training.
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"What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?" "He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."
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