The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.
Author: Havelock Ellis

The adventitious beauty of poetry may be felt in the greater delight with a verse given in a happy quotation than in the poem.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
Author: Ayn Rand

It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.
Author: G. H. Hardy

Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away. "Why do you keep throwing nails away" said the other. "Because they have the point at the wrong end", he replied "You fool, we could use those on the other side of the house!"
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What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
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My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.
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What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.
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Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.
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