Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done.
Author: Elizabeth Warnock Fernea

Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure.
Author: Knute Rockne

Marvelous Truth, confront us at every turn, in every guise.
Author: Denise Levertov

The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.
Author: Havelock Ellis

The adventitious beauty of poetry may be felt in the greater delight with a verse given in a happy quotation than in the poem.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach.
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes

Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out. They tart fighting but one remains sitting and the teacher goes to him and asks why he didn't join others and he says "let them fight they forgot I have the keys"
This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion. In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood- curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion. "What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief. "Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the bushes and, by mistake, shot his friend. After trying to remove the bullet, he carried Rick to a doctor. Two hours later, after the physician had patched up the wounded hunter, Sonny asked, "Please, Doc. How's my friend?" "Well," answered the M.D., "he'd be a lot better off if you hadn't taken out his gut!"
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

What is the best way to hunt bear ? With your clothes off.
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes