The attempt and not the deed Confounds us.
Author: William Shakespeare

The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
Author: J. Frank Dobie

The beginning is the most important part of the work.
Author: Plato

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Author: W. C. Fields

The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of somebody else.
Author: Arnold Bennett

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"? "5-5-2-2."
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Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room.
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Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"
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IRS Agent: What's all this? Bracken: Well, you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson, Tammy Wynette, and Garth Brooks . . .
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Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to cash his check. Since he didn't have an account there, the teller asked if he could identify himself. "Sure," said Izzard. "There a mirror around here?" "There's one on the wall right beside you," said the clerk. Izzard took a glance in the mirror and heaved a sigh of relief. "Yep!" he said. "It's me, all right!"
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