The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
Author: Henry Kissinger

It is the excitement of becoming - always becoming, trying, probing, falling, resting, and trying again- but always trying and always gaining...
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

The ancestor of every action is a thought.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

No sword bites so fiercly as an evil tongue.
Author: Sir Philip Sidney

One hand washes the other. (Manus Manum Lavet)
Author: Seneca

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the job!
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, "Don't dive ? there's no water in that pool!" "That's all right," said the man. "I can't swim!"
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes