Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.
Author: Margaret Cho

The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
Author: William James

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children.
Author: Elain Heffner

The arts are the servant; wisdom its master.
Author: Seneca

The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever.
Author: Anatole France

Holton sat down in a Green Bay restaurant and said to the waitress, "Do you know whether the milk from this dairy is pasteurized?" "Sure is!" she answered. "Every morning they turn the cows out to pasture."
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Guidry called in Plotke, the painter, for an estimate to paint his house. "How much you gonna charge me?" asked Guidry. "Twenty dollars an hour," replied Plotke. "Good Lord!" exclaimed the home owner. "I wouldn't pay Michelangelo that price!" "I tell you one thing, mister," said the painter. "If that guy you mentioned is doin' the job for less, he ain't no member of our union!"
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Tyfus applied for a job in a factory. The company doctor who was giving him a physical asked, "Have your eyes ever been checked?" "No," said the worker. "They've always been brown."
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie. When he came out, Henderson noticed he'd locked the car and left the keys in the ignition. He telephoned the dealer. "Which is the cheapest window to break?" he asked. "You don't have to break any of the windows," explained the dealer. "I'll come right down with another key and we can open it together." "No, no!" shouted the new car owner. "I gotta know now! It's about to rain and I wanna put the top up!"
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes