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It is obvious that 'obscenity' is not a term capable of exact legal definition; in the practice of the Courts, it means 'anything that shocks the magistrate.'
Author: Bertrand Russell

The worthwhile problems are the ones you can really solve or help solve, the ones you can really contribute something to.
Author: Richard Feynman

What the world needs is not dogma but an attitude of scientific inquiry combined with a belief that the torture of millions is not desirable, whether inflicted by Stalin or by a Deity imagined in the likeness of the believer.
Author: Bertrand Russell

What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish.
Author: Robert Jackson

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace !!
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Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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