Best quotes to send by SMS
Mary Field Belenky Really listening and suspending one's own judgment is necessary in order to understand other people on their own terms... This is a process that requires trust and builds trust.
Author: Mary Field Belenky

Margaret Fairless Barber To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it the more fit for its prime function of looking forward.
Author: Margaret Fairless Barber

Katharine Graham To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun?
Author: Katharine Graham

Wilson Mizner To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Author: Wilson Mizner

Bob Newhart Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
Author: Bob Newhart

The best jokes to send by SMS
School jokes Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !
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School jokes Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !
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School jokes What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !
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School jokes Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !
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School jokes Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !
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