Best quotes to send by SMS

Really listening and suspending one's own judgment is necessary in order to understand other people on their own terms... This is a process that requires trust and builds trust.
Author: Mary Field Belenky
To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it the more fit for its prime function of looking forward.
Author: Margaret Fairless Barber
To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun?
Author: Katharine Graham
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Author: Wilson Mizner
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
Author: Bob Newhart
The best jokes to send by SMS

Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !
Tommy:
No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it
!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes
Teacher: Why are you picking your
nose in
class ?
Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes
What
do French pupils say after finishing
their school dinners ?
Mercy !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes
Mother: How do you
like your new teacher
?
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and
then
she didn't give me one !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a
liquid that won't freeze
?
Pupil: Hot water !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes