Best quotes to send by SMS
Oliver Wendell Holmes Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Ralph Waldo Emerson Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thomas H. Huxley Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Richard Feynman No problem is too small or too trivial if we can really do something about it.
Author: Richard Feynman

Robert Heinlein One might define adulthood as the age at which a person learns he must die and accepts his sentence undismayed.
Author: Robert Heinlein

The best jokes to send by SMS
Spelling jokes What question must always be answered, "Yes"? "What does Y-E-S spell?"
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Spelling jokes How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .
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Spelling jokes Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)
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Spelling jokes Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"
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Teeth jokes What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.
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