Best quotes to send by SMS

Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes
Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley
No problem is too small or too trivial if we can really do something about it.
Author: Richard Feynman
One might define adulthood as the age at which a person learns he must die and accepts his sentence undismayed.
Author: Robert Heinlein
The best jokes to send by SMS

What question must always be answered,
"Yes"?
"What does Y-E-S spell?"
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes
How can you spell chilly with two
letters?
IC (icy) .
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes
Spell extra wise in two letters.
YY (2
y's)
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes
Fred came home
from his first day at
school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his
mother, "Except the
teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told
her"
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes
What did the Abominable
Snowman do after he
had had his teeth pulled out?
He ate the dentist.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes