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To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it the more fit for its prime function of looking forward.
Author: Margaret Fairless Barber

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun?
Author: Katharine Graham

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Author: Wilson Mizner

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
Author: Bob Newhart

Many things have fallen only to rise higher.
Author: Seneca

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !
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Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !
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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !
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Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !
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Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ? Pupil: Eighty
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