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Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good.
Author: Alice May Brock

Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
Author: Rudyard Kipling

What people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

What seest thou else In the dark backward and abysm of time?
Author: William Shakespeare

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
Author: Oscar Levant

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!
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Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.
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YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet
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yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch
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Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
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