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Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of others, by calling that impossible which is only difficult.
Author: Samuel Johnson

The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
Author: George Orwell

The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice. And because we fail to notice that we fail to notice, there is little we can do to change; until we notice how failing to notice shapes our thoughts and deeds.
Author: R. D. Laing

The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose.
Author: William Cowper

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
Author: Maureen Murphy

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4:30 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty. He found a dozen lawyers in the main lobby and told them that they were a jury. The lawyers thought this would be a novel experience and so followed the judge back to the courtroom. The trial was over in about 10 minutes and it was very clear that the defendant was guilty. The jury went into the jury-room, the judge started getting ready to go home, and everyone waited. After nearly three hours, the judge was totally out of patience and sent the bailiff into the jury-room to see what was holding up the verdict. When the bailiff returned, the judge said, "Well have the y got a verdict yet?" The bailiff shook his head and said, "Verdict? Hell, they're still doing nominating speeches for the foreman's position!"
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

What's the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really - who was it from?!
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes