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This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in the government to the utmost.
Author: Aristotle

Nothing can be created from nothing.
Author: Lucretius

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either.
Author: Golda Meir

Those who live on vanity must, not unreasonably, expect to die of mortification.
Author: Alice Thomas Ellis

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
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What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare.
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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
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Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
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