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We do not keep the outward form of order, where there is deep disorder in the mind.
Author: William Shakespeare

The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will interest her or his patients in the care of the human frame, in a proper diet, and in the cause and prevention of disease.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

However far the stream flows, it never forgets its source.
Author: Nigerian Proverb

We find no real satisfaction or happiness in life without obstacles to conquer and goals to achieve.
Author: Maxwell Maltz

We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
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Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes