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If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair.
Author: C. S. Lewis

If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country.
Author: E. M. Forster

Whatever you think, be sure it is what you think; whatever you want, be sure that is what you want; whatever you feel, be sure that is what you feel.
Author: T. S. Eliot

What's mine is yours, and what is yours is mine.
Author: William Shakespeare

What's the earth With all its art, verse, music, worth - Compared with love, found, gained, and kept?
Author: Robert Browning

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!
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Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?
This is the joke from a category: Answer me this jokes

A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live." The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?" The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant." "Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient. "No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."
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What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !
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What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !
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