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If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
Author: Tom Robbins

We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.
Author: Charles Kingsley

What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Author: Havelock Ellis

Work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
Author: Voltaire

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
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If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
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If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
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What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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