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Unprovided with original learning, unformed in the habits of thinking, unskilled in the arts of composition, I resolved to write a book.
Author: Edward Gibbon

Until the day when God shall deign to reveal the future to man, all human wisdom is summed up in these two words,--'Wait and hope'.
Author: Alexandre Dumas

Unto the pure all things are pure.
Author: Bible

It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it.
Author: Robert E. Lee

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
Author: Russell Baker

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

Julie: What time is it? Counsellor: Three o'clock. Julie: Oh,no! Counsellor: What's the matter? Julie: I've been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a different answer!
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes