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None but a coward dares to boast that he has never known fear.
Author: Ferdinand Foch

I have often thought that if photography were difficult in the true sense of the term -- meaning that the creation of a simple photograph would entail as much time and effort as the production of a good watercolor or etching -- there would be a vast impro
Author: Ansel Adams

Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at it, all people fear it, and few love it unless in themselves.
Author: Lord Chesterfield

Through all the world there goes one long cry from the heart of the artist: Give me leave to do my utmost.
Author: Isak Dineson

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
Author: Oscar Wilde

This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free. It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!
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What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.
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What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.
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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.
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Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.
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