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To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

In science the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not the man to whom the idea first occurs.
Author: Sir Francis Darwin

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

If you're here for four more years or four more weeks, you're here right now. I think when you're somewhere, you ought to be there. It's not about how long you stay in a place, it's about what you do while you're there, and when you go, is that place any
Author: Karen Hall and Jerry Stahl

To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Teacher: Now go on from there. Fred: Jack, Queen, King.
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

"Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ? Pupil : It's stolen !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes