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We most often go astray on a well trodden and much frequented road.
Author: Seneca

We must beat the iron while it is hot, but we may polish it at leisure.
Author: John Dryden

If you observe a really happy man, you will find... that he is happy in the course of living life twenty-four crowded hours each day.
Author: W. Beran Wolfe

Music is a discipline, and a mistress of order and good manners, she makes the people milder and gentler, more moral and more reasonable.
Author: Martin Luther

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth.
Author: Carl Sandburg

Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, "So this is England. What's it like?" The other snarls, "Well, if you like the weather, you'll love the food."
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First cave man to 2nd cave man: "I don't care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows."
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The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers - Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month. Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!
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Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder
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Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes