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Judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.
Author: Unknown

Just what is it that America stands for? If she stands for one thing more than another it is for the sovereignty of self-governing people.
Author: Woodrow Wilson

Justice delayed, is justice denied.
Author: William Gladstone

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters ''U.F.O.'' printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked ''Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object?'' The alien answered, ''No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!''
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. "Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan," he replied. "How do you spell that?" asked the manager. "Er ? sir ? er ? can't you just put it down without spelling it?"
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes