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Hiring has been a gradual process. We only hire someone when we really need them. It takes a while to get people up to speed. Our rule of thumb is to only hire when absolutely necessary.
Author: Cabel Sasser

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Author: Woody Allen

His only fault is that he has no fault.
Author: Pliny the Younger

History is a voice forever sounding across the centuries the laws of right and wrong. Opinions alter, manners change, creeds rise and fall, but the moral law is written on the tablets of eternity.
Author: James A. Forude

History is philosophy teaching by example, and also warning; its two eyes are geography and chronology.
Author: James A. Garfield

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it, I'm hooked.
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My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.
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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz.
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Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet? Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
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Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No, I'll ketchup with it later.
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