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The absolute good is not a matter of opinion but of nature.
Author: Cicero

If thou desire the love of God and man, be humble, for the proud heart, as it loves none but itself, is beloved of none but itself. Humility enforces where neither virtue, nor strength, nor reason can prevail.
Author: Francis Quarles

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Author: Doug Larson

The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.
Author: Sir William Preece

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Author: Matt Groening

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was "a-salted."
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes