Best quotes to send by SMS

Justice is the greatest interest of man on earth.
Author: Daniel Webster
I think we ought always to entertain our opinions with some measure of doubt. I shouldn't wish people dogmatically to believe any philosophy, not even mine.
Author: Bertrand Russell
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more imp
Author: John Stuart Mill
War may sometimes be a necessary evil. But no matter how necessary, it is always an evil, never a good. We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
Author: Jimmy Carter
Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.
Author: Thornton Wilder
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks
blood?
A hampire.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
Why was Dracula always willing to help
young vampires?
Because he liked to see new blood in the business.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
Why is it tough to compete against a vampire?
Because they're always out for blood!
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat
?
Mack-u-la !
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a
snail?
I don't know but it would slow him down.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes