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Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the infinity in which he is engulfed.
Author: Blaise Pascal

Treat the other man's faith gently; it is all he has to believe with. His mind was created for his own thoughts, not yours or mine.
Author: Henry S. Haskins

Trifles go to make perfection, And perfection is no trifle.
Author: Michelangelo Buonarroti

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Author: Martin Mull

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars.
Author: Og Mandino

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!
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What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea!
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Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________." Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?" Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM." "Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny's should er again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?" "You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
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The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
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Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
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