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In soft regions are born soft men.
Author: Herodotus

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Author: Rita Rudner

In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone; Snow had fallen, snow on snow, Snow on snow, In the bleak midwinter, Long ago.
Author: Christina Rossetti

In the end, everything is a gag.
Author: Charlie Chaplin

In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
Author: Frank Zappa

The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feeling well. "Would you care for some more supper, ma'am?" asked the steward. "No, thanks," replied the wretched passenger. "Just throw it overboard to save me the trouble."
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes

Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !
This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes

A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies ?" "Well, I liked the book!"
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes