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If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
Author: Arthur Goldberg

The Paleolithic hunters who painted the unsurpassed animal murals on the ceiling of the cave at Altamira had only rudimentary tools. Art is older than production for use, and play older than work. Man was shaped less by what he had to do than by what he d
Author: Eric Hoffer

I say that good painters imitated nature; but that bad ones vomited it.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes

The past is not dead. In fact, it's not even past.
Author: William Faulkner

The path of precept is long, that of example short and effectual.
Author: Seneca

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