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We are bits of stellar matter that got cold by accident, bits of a star gone wrong.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident.
Author: Vincent Canby

I was eyes to the blind, and feet was I to the lame.
Author: Bible

We are more ready to try the untried when what we do is inconsequential. Hence the fact that many inventions had their birth as toys.
Author: Eric Hoffer

We are opening up an enormous new era in archaeology. Time capsules in the deep oceans.
Author: John Lehman

How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes