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I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.
Author: Agatha Christie

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
Author: George Burns

There's always something to write about. If there's not then you need to live life more aggressively.
Author: Min Kim

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Author: David Letterman

I can't think of anything to write about except families. They are a metaphor for every other part of society.
Author: Anna Quindlen

Two opposing county chairman were sharing a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman said, "I never pass up a chance to promote the party. For example, whenever I take a cab, I give the driver a sizable tip and say, 'Vote Democratic.'" His opponent said, "I have a better scheme, and it doesn't cost me a nickel. I don't give any tip at all. And when I leave, I also say, 'Vote Democratic.'"
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Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.
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Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.
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Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.
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