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Where duty is plain, delay is both foolish and hazardous; where it is not, delay may provide both wisdom and safety.
Author: Tryon Edwards

Where is there dignity unless there is honesty?
Author: Cicero

Where the bee sucks, there suck I; In a cowslip's bell I lie.
Author: William Shakespeare

Where they have burned books, they will end in burning human beings. (Dort, wo man Bcher verbrennt, verbrennt man am Ende auch Menschen)
Author: Heinrich Heine

I appreciate people who are civil, whether they mean it or not. I think: Be civil. Do not cherish your opinion over my feelings. There's a vanity to candor that isn't really worth it. Be kind.
Author: Richard Greenberg

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so...
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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long enough, one of them will throw some food at us."
This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes