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The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one's preconceived ideas. In the event, one is always bewildered by their simplicity, their grandeur of design, and by that element of the bizzare which seems inherent in them.
Author: Jean Cocteau

The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink.
Author: George Orwell

The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.
Author: Stanley Kubrick

The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
Author: Madeleine L'Engle

The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism.
Author: Sir William Osler

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!
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Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts too
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Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" one man asked his companion. "I dunno," came the reply, "Maybe we aren't throwing the dog up high enough."
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floor he said, "I shot this fellow in Africa. Didn't want to kill such a magnificent beast, of course, but it was either him or me." "Well," said a guest, "he certainly makes a much better rug than you would!"
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A group of hunters fully equipped with rifles, ammo and camping supplies, came upon a young boy armed only with a slingshot. "What are you hunting for?" asked an older hunter. "I don't know. I ain't seen it yet," said the boy.
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