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The person who knows one thing and does it better than anyone else, even if it only be the art of raising lentils, receives the crown he merits. If he raises all his energy to that end, he is a benefactor of mankind and its rewarded as such.
Author: Og Mandino

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.
Author: Mark Twain

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
Author: Dame Edna Everage

The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting.
Author: Amanda Cross

The possession of unlimited power will make a despot of almost any man. There is a possible Nero in the gentlest human creature that walks.
Author: Thomas Bailey

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecil ! Cecil who ? Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Che ! Che who ? Che what your made of !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cherry ! Cherry who ? Cherry oh, see you later !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ? Chin and Tonyk !
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