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To believe in God or in a guiding force because someone tells you to is the height of stupidity. We are given senses to receive our information within. With our own eyes we see, and with our own skin we feel. With our intelligence, it is intended that we
Author: Sophy Burnham

To design is to communicate clearly by whatever means you can control or master.
Author: Milton Glaser

Talking perceptions, people. Do we really see each other for what we really are, or do we just see what we want to see, the image distorted by our own personal lenses? I lost someone today and the funny thing is, I don't even know who she was.
Author: Jeff Melvoin

To enjoy the things we ought and to hate the things we ought has the greatest bearing on excellence of character.
Author: Aristotle

It well becomes a young man to be modest.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine
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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away
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Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!
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What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A dead school bus!
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